Football Jokes for Facebook Status

Football fans are in great enthusiasm during in the season so they like jokes for the fun. This make them more involve in the game and give them relief from the stress.

 
These jokes mostly are related to the player’s names, the fans, soccer terms, NFL organizers, football fields, winning cup, tickets prices and teams. Facebook funny status is very attractive for cracking joke and teasing other teams. People even don’t spare the fast friends with opponent team. Social media has increased this war of jokes with fun and laughter.

 
Other type of status is memes and comic pictures. Even the football team managers make fun quotes and advice the players in good moods.

 
“Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I’m very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.” – Bill Shankly, Liverpool manager on football.

 
“If you’re in the penalty area and don’t know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we’ll discuss the options later.” – Bob Paisley advising his players.

 
Common facebook statuses are usually about daily activities in the season.

 
“I eat football, I sleep football, i breath football. I’m not mad , i’m just passionate.”

 
“Playing football with your feet is one thing, but playing football with your heart is another.”

 
Not only the fans but players also enjoy the situations which causes funny status fights.

 
“I prefer to win titles with the team ahead of individual awards or scoring more goals than anyone else. I’m more worried about being a good person than being the best football player in the world. When all this is over, what are you left with? When I retire, I hope I am remembered for being a decent guy.”

 
“To be a better football player than you’ve ever been. You have to do something you’ve never done.”